Time to start off a Nuzlocke, boys and girls. And of course, the best way to start is to show off the rules and keep myself to them.
- When a Pokemon faints, it dies. Full stop.
- No Revives. Ever. Not even ones that I found on the side of the road.
- I have to catch the first Pokemon in an area, even if I already have one of those Pokemon. If I don't catch it, I don't get a Pokemon from that area.
- Except for Legendaries. I can't catch legendaries.
- I have to actually be at a point in the game to have Pokeballs. All those Pokemon in the game before I can even catch them don't count.
- My starter is chosen based on my User ID. If the last digit is 1-3, I choose the grass starter. 4-6, the fire starter. 7-9, the water starter. 0, my choice.
- I have to nickname every Pokemon.
- I cannot use the EXP share item (or any of its equivalents).
- I have to use Set mode, which means no swapping of Pokemon between killing other Pokemon.
- I have to use HMs on my Pokemon team whenever possible. This is the only exception to catching/using any Pokemon. I cannot use these "HM slaves," if I must use them, in battle.
- Pokemon enter my team the order I catch them, and they stay there until they die. Which means to use a Pokemon that I caught on Legendary Road, I have to have had every Pokemon up to that point (within 5) die first.
And those are the ground rules.
So let's go all the way back to Blue version, the original game I had when I started, and live in the town called Pallet.
My name is Siege and I am a boy. Not that I have a lot of choice in this version. I have no idea what my Trainer ID is and can't actually find it until I have a Pokemon, which ruins one of my first rules. But I don't care about that yet, I need to find Oak, the Pokemon Professor. My mom tells me to check the house beside ours - one of only two houses and three buildings in the entire town - and I see this cool older chick who tells me that her younger brother is in the research facility below. I go into the facility, meet my old stomping ground rival Fido, who is also a boy, by the way, and he tells me that his gramps is nowhere to be found. I run around the town a bit before I get bored and head up into the tall grass.
Professor Oak must have been hiding in a bush because he immediately jumps out and tells me I'm about to be killed. He takes my hand like some kind of Toriel and leads me to his shop, where he throws a bunch of (read: three) Pokemon at me. He must like me more because his grandson gets second choice. Still having no idea what my Trainer ID is, I roll a random number and get 2, so Bulbasaur is my man. And a man he actually is, as Mortimer is his name.
And then Fido gets his choice of Pokemon and chooses Charmander, the little bitch. It turns out that his gramps didn't choose me as a favorite, but decided that letting me choose first would allow his grandson to always have the advantage over me. And I take only a few steps before I'm challenged to my first battle. And what a battle it is, with both of us ordering our Pokemon to use the bare bones it knows.
It was actually fairly frightening, as he occasionally ordered a growl, which destroyed my attacking strength, and he got lucky with his critical strikes. In the end, though, Mortimer came out of it, barely on his feet but still there. Fido complains enough that Oak hands him another Charmander and he runs off with the words "Smell ya later" fading in the distance. I sneak a peek at the professor's email and it's sorta pathetic. Someone's going on and on about this Pokemon Championship and beating gyms, and his response is a small whimper of "research, too."
So I go off on my own, get a package, and turn it back into the professor. Not because I particularly care - not that I even know what's in it or why it's important - but because there's an old man that won't let me pass and the store is apparently out of Pokeballs. So I either do this one errand so everyone will get off their ass and let me progress, or I end my journey here. Finally on my own, I go to Route 1 and catch myself a cute little Pidgey (named Amanda, after my close and personal friend Tums). Head on to Route 2 and catch myself a little rat, which I name Petrokolos. And into Viridian Forest where I find... well, a bit of a difficult case: a Metapod named Uve.
I circle back to Viridian City and find who else but Fido sitting there waiting for me. I decide eh, let's see what he has to say and he immediately throws his new Charmander at me along with his own Pidgey. Both of which are much stronger than I expected. This might be the time that one of my little stars has to bite the big one. I just hope that I can keep Mortimer and Amanda safe.
Petrokolos, having just learned Quick Attack, proves that glass canons are useful as he takes down the enemy Pidgey just before he died himself. Amanda couldn't do much against the Charmander, though, and I had to throw out my heavy hitter: Mortimer. Yeah, it was a risk - throwing him against someone that could conceivably turn him into a pile of ash - but the only other choice I had was Uve who's going to be stuck using nothing but Harden levels after he's finally evolved into Butterfree.
Fortunately, Mortimer knew Leech Seed and I threw that out the first chance I got. There must be something wrong with this move, though, or you have to seed the area first or something, because the first time I use the move it always fails. Which put Mortimer in some very dangerous territory by the time I actually seeded the lizard. I'd run through all my potions at this point and had nothing left. So, in a desperate attempt to save my more valuable teammates, I threw out Uve and Hardened to stall as long as possible. Maybe the Charmander would only have Struggle left and someone would survive.
And, it turns out, that Harden plus Leech Seed is a winning combo. By the end of the battle, Uve looked none the worse for ware and he'd been out there for the vast majority of the battle. I swear I saw some tears in his eyes as Fido ran away, leaving the corpses of both his Pokemon just sitting there. Presumably to go back to the cheat, his grandfather, Professor Oak.
Of course, I can't just sit here consoling a rival. I checked out the route to the Elite Four before heading through Viridian Forest and going into Pewter City. I checked out the Museum and saw a bunch of old bones and was about ready to move on when some loser decided that I absolutely NEED to fight Brock, the rock gym leader, before I move forward. So that's next on the list, I supposed.